GOOD:
A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he found problem, a 12 yr. old boy standing up the road with a sign that read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD. Then the officer found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading TIPS.

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Peoria, IL. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. He replied, "Illinois State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while he realized what he just said. He then got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing to hard to start her c