A rich woman puts an advert in the paper looking for a man - who wont beat her, wont run away with her money and has to be good in bed.


Next day a man calls to the door.

She opens the door and answers, "but you have no arms and legs" she says.


Man says "so I cant beat you OR run away with your money"


She asks "what makes you think you're good in bed then?"


He says "how do you think I rang the door bell?"