Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Yo mama is so fat, she has had a deadly flesh eating virus for six years!

Yo mama is so poor, I went over your house and stepped on a cigarette, she asked "Who put out the lights?"!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in Costco and starved to death!

Yo mama is so ugly, she looked into a mirror and the room shattered!

Yo mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice for 30 minutes because it said CONCENTRATE!