a man and his ever nagging wife took a vacation to jeruasilum while they were there his wife passed away.

the undertaker told the man you can have her shipped home for $5000 or have her buried here in the holy land.

the man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.

the undertaker asked "why."

and the man replied long ago a man was buried here three days later he rose from the dead and finnally the man says "i just cant take that chance"