President George Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax rebate.

Now:

if we spend that money at Wal-Mart,all the money will go to China .

if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India .

if we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

.... and none of these scenarios will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America , and the only way to keep it here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution.