l know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown..

Sometimes these
are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some
'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass



(_x_) kiss my ass




(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass




(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out
of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass



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