A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when
the comely waitress asks for his order, says, "I want
a quickie".


She slaps his face and says, "Now would you please
give me your order?"


Again, he says, "I want a quickie".


She slaps him again and says, "I'll give you one
last chance - what do you want?"


Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly
to the man, "I think it's pronounced quiche."