Imaginary condom brands:
Nike condoms- Just do it.
Toyota condoms- Oh what a feeling.
Pringles condoms- Once you pop you can't stop.
KFC condoms- Finger-lickin' good.
Ford condoms- The best never rest.
Bounty condoms- The quick picker-upper.
Energizer condoms-It keeps going and going and going.
M & M condoms- It melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Star Trek condoms-To boldly go where no man has gone before.