Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea."
Churchill to Lady Astor: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- Abraham Lincoln

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
- Jack E. Leonard

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts... For support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (18 44-1912)

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."
Churchill to Shaw:
"Cannot possibly