There was an intelligent monkey at the zoo that was very rare and expensive. One day, 2 robbers came to the zoo and snatched the big monkey and drove off. Suddenly for some reason they crashed as soon as they left the zoo. Both robbers died and police came to the scene.

Because the monkey can understand the English language, the cop asked the monkey some questions.

Cop says "Hi there, do you know these people?"
The monkey shakes his head as if to say no.
Cop says "How did they crash so early, what was this guy doing?"
The monkey makes a phone out of its hand and puts it on its ear.
Cop says "He was using the cell phone?" The monkey nods its head.
Cop says "Wow, okay what about this guy, what was he doing?"
The monkey pucks its lips and puts its fist on its mouth.
Cop says "Oh, he was drinking wasn't he? Okay, what so what were you doing?
The monkey holds both of its hands in the air as if he was holding a steering wheel.