An American businessman was in Japan hanging out in a local bar. Lonely, he hired a hooker and proceeded to go at it all night with her. She kept screaming Fugifoo! Fugifoo! which the guy took to be pleasurable.

The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a beautiful 340 yard shot and just 50 yards from the pin. Wanting to impress the clients, he said, Fugifoo!

The Japanese clients looked confused and one said, "What are you talking about? Thats the right hole."