John, a man in the village with a twenty-five inch penis, was quite unhappy. Finally one day, fed-up with his freakishly large member, he went to the witch's house to figure out what could be done.

"Well," the witch said, "Go to the swamp and find the blue frog. Ask him to marry you, and each time he says no, your penis will shrink five inches."

So, John went to the swamp, and after a considerable amount of searching, he finally found the blue frog, and asked the frog to marry him.

"No!" The frog responded, and John's penis went from 25 inches to only 20. John asked the frog once more, and was told no again, and his penis went down to 15 inches. 'Surely, ten inches will be satisfactory.' John thought to himself, and he went back to ask the frog to marry him once more, the frog only had this to say:

"How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"