There is a nuphi, a mexican and a redneck ontop of a 20 story high construction site. All three open up their lunch and say " If i have the same lunch tommorow im going to jump" tommorow comes and the mexican opens up his lunch and jumps, redneck opens up his lunch and jumps and the nuphi opens up his lunch and jumps.

At the funeral the nuphis wife is laughing and people ask her why are you laughing, your husband just committed suicide and she says " the stupid idiot packed his own lunch"