A white guy walks into a bar. The bartender happens to be black and the white guy goes up to him and says, "Hey, nigger, get me a beer!" The black guy says, "Hey, I don't like you calling me names." The white guy says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'll try to remember that." He comes back and says, "Hey, nigger, get me another beer!!" The bartender says, "I thought I told you not to call me names. How would you like it if we switched places, and I came in here and started calling you names?" The white guy says, "Ok, let's try that out." So they switch places. The bartender come up to the white guy and says, "Hey, honkey!! Get me a beer!!" The white guy says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers."