A teacher was doing a study on the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to idenitfy the flavors by their color:

Red..................Cherry
Yellow..............Lemon
Green...............Lime
Orange.............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," she said, " I will give you a clue. It's what your mother sometimes calls your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my god!! They're ass-holes!"