A little black boy dies and is greeted by God at heaven's gates who says, "Welcome my son, come on in." The little black boy says, " Oh my, am I really dead? " God says "Yes my son, come on in, welcome." The little black boy then asks, " Am I in heaven?" Again God responds with a thunderous "Yes my son, come in." The little black boy turns around and notices that he has wings on his back, he then asks God, "am, am I an angel? God smiles and says, "No my son, you're a bat, but welcome anyway."