3 men are working in a skyscraper, an Italian, a Frenchman and an American. the Italian opens his lunch box and says, "if i get spaghetti for lunch one more time i will kill myself." the Frenchman says the same about his pate and the American says the same about his pb &j.
the next day comes and the Italian opens his lunch and sighs in relief, "yes, no spaghetti" the Frenchman opens his box " yes, no pate" sadly, the American opens his, sees the pb & j and jumps off the tower.
at the funeral the Italian and the Frenchman go up the the American's wife and ask " why would u pack him pb & j if he was gonna kill himself" she look sat them and says "that's what confuses me, he packed his own lunch."