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Lying Cop

A girl is pulled over by a deputy for speeding. When he asks for her license, she replies "I don't have one." When he asks for her registration, she replies "I don't have that either." He asks whos car she is driving, and she replies "I don't know. I killed the owner and stuffed him in the trunk."

The deputy runs back to his car and calls for backup. The sherriff arrives a few minutes later and asks the woman for her license and registration. She hands them to him. So the sherriff says "Ma'am, my deputy called and told me you had no license, no registration, and that you killed the owner of this car and stuffed him in the trunk."

To that the woman replied, "I bet the lying sonofabitch said I was speeding too."
morozov924
Uploaded 10/09/2008
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