An old lady gets pulled over, the cop asks for her drivers license. she says "I havent had my license since my 5th D.W.I. last year". he asks for her registration, "This car is stolen because mine was wrecked." she replied. the cop is stunned but asks "where are you going?" She says " I'm a drug mule and I am going to deliver the 10 kilos of cocaine in the trunk." The cop calls his sargeant and asks for a back up unit. When the sgt. gets there the cop advises him of what the lady had told him. the Sgt. asks the lady about the license and registration she hands them over saying "Sure Honey." He asks to look in the trunk "Sure Honey". Its clean so he asks the lady what the 1st cop was talking about. She looks shocked and says "I'll bet that S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!