A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking in the woods when they came to a sign and a cliff. The sign read "This is a magical cliff. When you jump off and wish for something on the way down, your wish will come true."

They all agreed that they should try it. The brunette jumps and wishes for $1,000,000. When she gets to the bottom she lands in a big pile of money. The red head jumps and wishes for the same thing. When she gets to the bottom, she too lands in a big pile of money.

The blonde, amazed, starts to run toward the cliff. As she's running she trips over a rock at the egde of the cliff and yells "SHIT!"