Mason lives in the countryside with his dog. When the dog passess, Mason goes to the church priest. and says : "Father, could you say a mass for the poor creature?"
The priest explains, "We can’t have services for an animal in the church, but there is a new denomination down the road some. Maybe they can do something for him."

"Thanks," says Mason. "Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

The father replies, "Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic?"