A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her.? One of the bags rips, and every once
in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.



Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and say s, 'Ma'am, there are
$20
bills falling out of your bag.'



'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back,
and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..'



'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?'



'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right
next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans
come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand
behind
the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his pecker
through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'



'Well, that seems only f