men are from Mars women are from Venus...

Two women are chatting in an
Woman 1: "I had sex last night,
did you?"
Woman 2: "Yes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster...
my husband came home, ate his
dinner in three minutes, got on
top of me, finished having sex in
five minutes, rolled over and fell
asleep in two minutes. How was
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My
husband came home and took me
out to a romantic dinner. After
dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the
candles around the house and we
had an hour of foreplay. We then
had an hour long session of
fantastic sex and afterwards
talked for an hour. It was like a
At the same time, their husbands
are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last
night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home,
dinner was on the table, I ate, had
sex with my wife and fell asleep. It
was great! What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I
came home, there's no dinner
because they cut the electricity
because I hadn't paid the bill; so I
had to take my wife out to dinner
which was so expensive that I
didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took
an hour - and when we got home
I remembered there was no
electricity so I had to light candles
all over the house! I was so angry
that I couldn't get it up for an
hour and then I couldn't climax
for another hour. After I finally
did, I was so aggravated that I
couldn't fall asleep and my wife
was jabbering away for another
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