The guys mother in law comes to live with him. She's been living with him for about a week and one day he comes home to find her lying on the floor. He calls 911 and the ambulance comes and takes her to the hospital. Later he's waiting in the emergency room and the doctor comes out and says "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news."

He says "Give me the bad news first."

"Well, your mother in law is not going to die, she's had a massive stroke but she's probably going to live another 20 years. But that is not the problem, the problem is, is that she's lost the ability to speak. She just makes this horrible screeching sound whenever she tries to talk. It's also disabled her from using her arms. So for the next 20-30 years you're going to have to feed her baby food 3 times a day. Also it's made her inconpetent so you're also going to have to change her diaper for the rest of her life."

The man says "That's awful, what's the good news?"

"I'm just kidding, she died"