An Englishman, and Irishman and Osama Bin Laden were all in the desert when a genie appeared and said he'll grant each a wish. The Irishman went first and asked the genie if he would make the land in Ireland forever fertile so the crops could flourish, and there would never be famine. With a flash the wish was granted and Ireland was forever fertile. Osama Bin Laden was next and he wished for a wall surrounding all the muslim countries so no western ways could corrupt the perfect muslim way of life, and with a flash there was the wall all around the muslim countries. Next was the Englishman, he looked at the genie and said, please tell me more about this wall, so the genie said its 5000ft tall and 100ft thick nothing can get in or out, so whats your wish? The Englishman pulled out a cigar, lit it and said, fill the fucker with water!