My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned.
I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my
life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't
cut the mustard.
My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
patience.
Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit
for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as
a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.
So, I tried retirement and found that I'm perfect for the job!