Actual statements from Hizzoner Mayor Marion Barry of Washington, DC.



"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."




"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."




"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."




"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."




"Bitch set me up."




"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."