Old Mother Hubbard.

Old mother hubbard
went to her cupboard,
to give her dog Rover a bone.

But when she bent over,
Rover drove her.
For the dog had a bone of his own.

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Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was white as snow.

Everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day,
and a big dog fucked it.

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There was an old lady,
who lived in a shoe.

She had so many children,
that her uterus fell out.