One day, a grandfather decided to visit his grandson in College. Upon visiting, he noticed some strange rubber tubes on his grandson’s dresser. After questioning the nature of these items, the grandson replies:


"O-Oh, yea...those. They’re condoms, and they’re - um - used to keep cigarettes dry in the rain!"


Amazed with this new invention, the grandfather decided to pay a visit to the local Pharmacy and buy some ’Condoms’ for himself.


"I’d like a dozon condoms please!" he said to the man behind the counter.


"What size?"


"Large enough to hold a camal!"