a girl had just recently broken up with her boyfriend
and it is her first time food shopping as a single woman.
so while she is in the store she is only buying one of everything,
like one carton of milk, one loaf of bread, one box of cereal.
and when she is checking out, the cashier asks
"Hey, are you single?", and she replies
"Why yes, how did you know? Is it because im buying only one of everything?" and then he says to her
"No, its because your fuckin' ugly"