A panda bear walks into a bar one day. The bar tender walks over and asks "What'll ya have?"

The panda then order everything on the menu. The panda eats what it can then sits back and relaxes.

The bar tender hands the bill to the panda, which is an astronimical amount.

The panda then pulls out a revolver, and begins to unload every last bullet into the establishment.

The bar tender, more astonished then angry, calmly askes, "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?"

As it was walking out the door, the panda said, "I'm a Panda, look it up in the dictionary."

The bar tender pulls out an old dusty dictionary and thumbs through until he reaches "Panda (n): A large mammal that eats chutes and leafs."