A policeman said to a little girl on a bike 'nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring you it?'
little girl says 'yeah he sure did'
'well' said the policeman 'next year put a reflector light on it' and fined her £5
The little girl looked up at the policeman and said 'nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring you it?'
'he sure did' chuckled the policeman
'well' said the little girl 'next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top'