An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a distinguished man impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl,
and tells them:"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is
born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank
Account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You screw her again."