Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.