ted is mowing his lawn when he sees fred walking by with a shit load of chicken wire so ted sops the lawnmower and ask fred what are u doing fred so fred says im gonna catch chickens so ted says u wont catch shit so an hour later fred comes back with a shit load of chickens and ted says wow u really did it so next day fred is walking with a lot of duck tape so ted ask fred what r u doing fred says catching ducks so ted says your not gonna catch shit so fred comes back next hour with a lot of ducks so the next day fred is holding a bunch of flowers so ted ask fred ask what kind of flowers are those so fred says pussy willows so ted says hold on im coming