At a local football game three rowdy guys are joking about when a group of nuns sit behind them in the bleachers.
The first guy says "I hate nuns. I want to move to Maine because there are only 20 nuns there."
The second replies, "Me too, I want to move to Montana there are only 10 nuns there."
"I want to move the Wyoming, there are only 5 nuns there," says the third.
Then one of the nuns sitting behind the three says, "Why don't you go to hell? There are no nuns there!"