A couple were doing their weekly shopping in their local supermarket.

After a little while, they become sererated. The husband starts walking through the isles shouting for his wife.

After a few minutes of that, he stumbles into another guy, who has also lost his wife.

"Hey, maybe we can help each other find our wives" says the other man. He agrees to this and asks him for a description of his wife.

"Well, she's blonde... about 5'8"... long legs... big tits and full pouty lips. So what does your wife look like?" asks the man.

"Ahh... fuck that, lets just go find your wife instead"