* What do you call a man floating behind a boat?
-Bob

* What do you call a man hanging on the wall?
- Art

* What do you call a man on a grill?
-Frank

* What do you call a woman on a grill?
-Patty

* What do you call two men above a window?
- Curt 'n' Rod

* What do you call a man on your front porch?
- Matt

* What do you call a man in the ditch?
-Phil

* What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Eileene