In a bar
mjp124
Published
10/19/2008
Secretaries Colin Powell and Dennis Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Isn’t that Powell and Rumsfeld?†The barkeep says, “Yep, that’s them.â€
So, the guy walks over to the two and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?â€
Rumsfeld says, “We’re planning a war,†to which the guy replies, “Really? What’s going to happen?â€
Rumsfeld says, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Iraquis and one bicycle repairman.â€
And the guy exclaims, “Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!â€
With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, “See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Iraquis!â€
So, the guy walks over to the two and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?â€
Rumsfeld says, “We’re planning a war,†to which the guy replies, “Really? What’s going to happen?â€
Rumsfeld says, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Iraquis and one bicycle repairman.â€
And the guy exclaims, “Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!â€
With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, “See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Iraquis!â€
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