“This is for you, Searcher.
An old man is sitting at the bar, sipping his drink and minding his own business, when this young punker comes in, wearing a multi-colored, spiked do. The old guy looks at him, shakes his head , and returns to his drink. A few minutes later, the old guy looks back at the kid, shakes his head and chuckles. The young guy looks at the old man and says, "What's the matter, old timer, haven't you ever done anything wild in your time"? The old guy looks at the kid and says, " Yeah, once, when I was in the navy, stationed in the South Pacific, I got really drunk in this bar and f^cked a parrot. I just thought you might be my son!"”