Investing in the Stock Market
bgamble
Published
10/21/2008
If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling REFUND.....You would have....$214.00 in cash.
So, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-can Plan.
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling REFUND.....You would have....$214.00 in cash.
So, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-can Plan.
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