Clever Pick-up lines
Who_Dey
Published
10/22/2008
-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
-Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
-Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
-Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
-Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
-You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
-Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
-Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
-What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
-Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
-Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
-My boys over there
-Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
-Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
-Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
-Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
-You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
-Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
-Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
-What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
-Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
-Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
-My boys over there
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