A Catholic principal said to the pupils, “here is ten dollars for anyone who knows the greatest man on earth”.

“Mao” said Siaw Lee. “No”, said the principal.

“Mohammad” said Karim. “No”, said the principal.

“Churchill” said Gerrard. Again he said no.

“Luther” said Walter. The principal replied negative.

Finally young Joshua raised his hand. “Jesus Christ” he said.
“You are right”, said the principal, “here is ten dollars”.

At home that day, Joshua’s mother was furious. “How could you not said Moses?” she said.

“I know, mom," explained Joshua, "deep in my heart it was Moses. But business is business.”