A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in
the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his
beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink with the same
one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by
this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air,
pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says,'In the Arab World, we have so
much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to drink with the same one twice either.' The
redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass
into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a
refill, she says, 'In America we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice