Dear god, ive kidnapped your mother
There was a young boy who wanted a new bike really badly. he goes up to his mother and asks "mom can i have a new bike" the mother replied "go write a letter to god saying why you should have a bike" the boy goes upstairs, to his room and pulled out a pen and paper. He writes, "Dear god, I have been good this year i think i deserve a bike". He decides he wasn't really good that year so he decides to write another. This time he wrote," Dear god, i have been ok this year, i should have a bike". He decided that sounded stupid. He goes downstairs and asks his mother if he can go to the church. She says it was ok. He hurries to the church, grabs a statue of Mary,Tucks it under his shirt, hurries out, then rushes home. He goes upstairs and writes "Dear God I've kidnapped your mother if you want to see her again i would like a new bike."
ARCshadow Uploaded 10/28/2008