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Little Johnny, Moses, and the Professor

An atheist professor was walking in the local park when he noticed little Johnny proclaiming his belief in God. Little Johnny was standing on a park bench shouting "GOD IS ALL-MIGHTY, HE GAVE MOSES THE ABILITy TO PART THE RED SEA!!!" when the professor walked up to him. "Do you truly believe in that statement little boy?" said the professor. "Of course I do, God is that powerful" retorted Johnny. "I can disprove your theory by using Geographical science." "How?" "Did you know that the Red sea was only about 10 inches deep when Moses crossed it?" Little Johnny fell silent and the Professor walked away pleased with himself. He walked for about 10 feet when he heard Johnny proclaiming how almighty God is even louder. The professor looked at the boy again and asked him "How can you keep proclaiming after I disproved your al powerful God?" Little Johnny looked at the professor and said "God is still all powerful because he was able to drown the entire Egyptian Army in only 10 inches of water."
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