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14 Signs Your Online Relationship isn't Working Out.

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14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA.

13 ) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.

12 ) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere."

11 ) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points.

10 ) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again."

9 ) Your cyberlover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List.

8 ) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by.

7 ) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms.

6 ) You can barely make out your SO's face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats.

5 ) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.

4 ) Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant.

3 ) She's suddenly changed her address to comingout@lesbian.com

2 ) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious "tubby@whitehouse.gov"

1 ) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she'd pretended to be.
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