A large Whaling ship was severly devastating the whale population in the Pacific North West. A group of young whales decided to put a stop to it once and for all, before any more of their friends and family were slaughtered.

The leader of the pack devised a plan: "Ok we'll split up into two groups. The first group will swim up alon the side of the ship and use our blow-holes to flood the ship full of water. Then the second group will swim in behind us and eat the sailors."

One of the younger whales spoke up: "Ok, I'm in Group; I'm all for the blow job, but I'm not swallowing any semen!"