there is this lady on a wheel chair some guy passes by and she tell him "can u kiss me i never been kissed before".
then the next day he passes by again she tells him if she can give him a blowjob she has never given a blowjob before.
then the next day he passes by she says can u fuck me i never been fucked before so he picks her up from the wheel chair and throws her in a river and he says "well u've been fuck now didnt you".