10 kids named Wayne
Falthor
Published
11/06/2008
A girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the girl. "10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?".
"Wanye, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne".
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the girl, "I just use their surnames".
"10" replies the girl. "10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?".
"Wanye, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne".
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the girl, "I just use their surnames".
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